photography by Circe Hamilton

There are a hundred and three people
(no, there are not)
working at the Matt Youth Enterprise Ltd
(it doesn't exist)

So please bear with us while we try to understand what you meant when you wrote:
I hope you die, you idiot!
in you perfectly formatted and refined-ey (is this a word?) written email.

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We are experts in fake smiles.

We are also trained to act like perfect gentlemen when replying to you.
That’s why, no matter how much we despise you, we always say “Fanx, mate”.

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inSincerely Yours,
da REAL Matt Youth team

Telephone: WELL I NEVER!!
I won't ever share it with you. (Unless you are working at Penguin.) 

Email: mattyouthuk@gmail.com

Address: TOP Secret Matt Youth HQ - Classified Alley 5b - What'ZIP - London - United Kingdom