If (for some inexplicable reason) you liked my writing, my music or whatever,
please pester me with your thoughts.
GET IN TOUCH
There are a hundred three people (no, there are not)
working at the Matt Youth Ltd Enterprise Company (it doesn't exist)
so, please bear with us while we try to understand what you meant when you wrote:
I hope you'll die, you idiot!
in you perfectly formatted and refine-y (is this a word?) written email.
We are experts in fake smiles.
We are also trained to act like perfect gentlemen when replying to you.
So, wish you a great, fab, amazing day of joy and peace.
the Matt Youth team
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